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This is where I procrastinate

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

(Source: vine.co)

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum


I need backup!

I need backup!

(Source: benigoat)

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battledad:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

"It’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky."

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

tastefullyoffensive:

When the bus driver suddenly hits the brakes. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

When the bus driver suddenly hits the brakes. [via]

“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

“Actually,” said Harry, pocketing his e-cigarette, “Peter’s pursuit of rational self-interest is of a higher moral order than your determination to kill yourself on another person’s behalf, Sirius. Self-sacrifice is never the answer; it ends only in pain and death.”

Sirius blanched. “But Voldemort — we could have stopped Voldemort.”

“It’s a free market,” Harry said, shrugging.

Lupin turned into a wolf.

“Control yourself,” Harry said. “Good lord, man, you’re a being of pure will and drive. Exercise it.”

Lupin turned back into a man with flashing, clear eyes and a jaw that could level a mid-sized office building.

“In the marketplace of ideas,” Harry went on, “Voldemort has the same right to disseminate his philosophy as you do. If his philosophy is sound, it will flourish. If his philosophy is unsound, you have nothing to fear.”

shoatgeep:

he is drowning